Experts claim that half of a doctor’s
patients suffer stress. You may think this is medical science, but it’s really
medical culture. “Stress” is America’s explanation for symptoms without a
satisfying explanation. I rarely make the diagnosis, but patients make it for
me. If a guest comes down with his fifth cold this year or a stubborn backache
or upset stomach, he’ll inform me that he’s been under stress.
Unlike most doctors I see patients
from around the world, and it turns out that other nations don’t suffer stress.
Germans suffer low blood pressure.
It’s considered a genuine physiological disturbance. German doctors seek it out
and treat it, often with drugs. Long ago, I was puzzled when young Germans with
fatigue, headaches, indigestion, or flu symptoms wanted their blood pressure
checked. Then I learned.
The French don’t have stress or low
blood pressure. Perhaps because of the universal consumption of wine, French doctors
believe that subtle liver disorders produce many distressing symptoms.
Constipation was once the great
English preoccupation and has not entirely disappeared. This was thought to
produce “auto-intoxication” from retained waste that leaked toxins into the
body. Many laymen still consider it beneficial to undergo a “colonic,” in which
a technician inserts a tube into the anus and washes out all those toxins.
Traditional Chinese healing
emphasizes a medicine for every condition. I’m sure you would be insulted (and
so would any educated Asian) if I were to suggest that you expect a
prescription every time you see us, but many doctors get that impression.
I regularly explain to puzzled
Chinese parents why it isn’t necessary to treat every symptom of their sick
child. On other occasions, when I explain that an adult’s illness will go away
without treatment, I see him exchange a look with his wife that clearly means,
“What bad luck! We go on a vacation. I get sick. Then I see this foreign doctor
who does not know the proper medicine!”