Getting Their Money's Worth

Dentists don’t make housecalls, and many disappear after office hours, so I hear about problems for which I am not trained.

During a weekend, a woman explained that her daughter had undergone dental work before they left town two days earlier. She was still in pain, and her jaw was swollen. She needed a visit.

So I felt stress driving to the hotel. I don’t like making a housecall where I might not solve a problem.

The daughter’s jaw didn’t appear swollen, but any painful part of the body looks abnormal to the sufferer. The tension rose as I washed my hands after putting a thermometer in her mouth. What would I say if I didn’t know what was happening?

Those situations have occurred but not this time. When I peered at the affected tooth, it looked normal, but on the nearby gum I saw an angry half-centimeter ulceration. She had a canker sore. They’re excruciating, but they heal in a week. I used to suffer them after accidentally striking my gum while brushing my teeth, so her dental work might have provoked it.

I reassured the parents and handed over a bottle of liquid Lidocaine to alleviate the pain.

“I’m sorry I called you out over something so trivial,” said the father as he paid me.

Men often feel they’re not getting their money’s worth if the problem turns out to be minor.