The Hotel Doctor

The experiences of a Los Angeles hotel and housecall doctor.

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Can I Submit This to My Insurance?

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The guest’s symptoms suggested a urine infection, one of my favorite diseases. They’re miserable but respond quickly to antibiotics. T...
Friday, June 26, 2020

Really Good Luck

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I was leaving the Universal City Hilton when the elevator stopped. The door opened, and a young man rushed in, blood dripping down his...
Monday, June 22, 2020

Happiness is Fleeting

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The owner of a West Hollywood boutique hotel called to explain that he was suffering another herpes outbreak and needed a prescription...
Thursday, June 18, 2020

A Guest From Hell

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As I introduced myself, the guest suggested we not shake hands because he didn’t want to give me lice. He had lice. I settled myse...
Sunday, June 14, 2020

How Many Pills Were in the Bottle?

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“I came back to the room, and my Vicodin was gone.   The maid threw it out when she cleaned.” “And how many pills were in the bottle...
Wednesday, June 10, 2020

What Doctors Really Think (Maybe You Don't Want to Know)

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If you want to learn our deepest thoughts, join an internet physician forum. Medscape and Sermo host the largest, but dozens exist. Th...
Saturday, June 6, 2020

Green Is Not a Big Deal

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One mystery I’ve never solved is why patients worry about green bodily fluids. Guests with a cough tell me that they wouldn’t have...
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