The Hotel Doctor

The experiences of a Los Angeles hotel and housecall doctor.

Thursday, May 30, 2019

The Glamorous Life of the Call Girl

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At one a.m. in 1994, I received a call from Le Montrose, a boutique hotel in West Hollywood. The guest told me the problem was “person...
Sunday, May 26, 2019

Lost in Translation Again

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“Bom dia” said the woman who opened the door. “Bomn dia,” I responded. That’s the limit of my conversational Portuguese. My heart sa...
Wednesday, May 22, 2019

An Untypical Case of Stomach Flu

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I once cared for a Fiji Airline flight attendant suffering stomach flu. These are miserable episodes of cramps, vomiting, and diarrhea...
Saturday, May 18, 2019

I've Quit Doing Telemedicine

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Organizations like Amwell or Teladoc or Doctor on Demand pay doctors to answer phone calls. Sitting at home, we can earn $40 for a con...
Tuesday, May 14, 2019

A Message From a Stranger

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“A guest would like to meet you at 4:15 in the lobby.” The caller was a concierge at the L.A. Hotel. “Is that all?” “I’m s...
Friday, May 10, 2019

How a Hotel Doctor is Like a Prostitute

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I make the majority of my calls at the request of national housecall agencies, international travel insurers, airlines, and a sprinkli...
Monday, May 6, 2019

Good Doctors Do It

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“I’m coughing my head off. My head is plugged. I have a fever. I’m on vacation, and I need something.” I’ve seen over 4,000 guests...
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