The Hotel Doctor

The experiences of a Los Angeles hotel and housecall doctor.

Friday, September 28, 2018

Cheating

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“Could you put my name on the bill?” asked a guest. “I have insurance for this trip, but my girl friend doesn’t.” “I’m afraid that’s...
Monday, September 24, 2018

Irritating Customer Service

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As soon as I entered the Hilton lobby, a young man approached. “I’m the assistant front desk manager” he said. I’ll take you to ...
Thursday, September 20, 2018

The Pantomime

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“Ah! El Medico! Buenos dias!” “Hello. I’m Doctor Oppenheim,” I entered the room and listened as she explained her problem in S...
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Sunday, September 16, 2018

Stress Around the World

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Experts claim that half of a doctor’s patients suffer stress. You may think this is medical science, but it’s really medical culture. ...
Wednesday, September 12, 2018

A Near Miss

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No one came to the door after several knocks. I had spoken to the guest an hour before and announced my arrival time. Taking for g...
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Saturday, September 8, 2018

Things I Don't Say to Patients

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1. Get plenty of rest.   Rest treats fatigue, but that’s all. I tell patients with minor illnesses to stay in bed only if that’s w...
Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Things I Say All the Time

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Long experience has taught me that patients love to hear the following. 1.   “This isn’t a serious problem, and it never turns int...
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