The Hotel Doctor

The experiences of a Los Angeles hotel and housecall doctor.

Friday, August 31, 2018

Neither Rain Nor Snow

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My phone rang as I was driving to the Langham in Pasadena. Coris USA, a travel insurer, had another housecall. Since I was on the free...
Monday, August 27, 2018

Three More Great Sins of the Medical Profession

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4.   Doctors spend too little time explaining how to relieve stress.      Probably… Stress makes everything worse but doesn’t cause ...
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Thursday, August 23, 2018

Three Great Sins of the Medical Profession

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We’re guilty of them all, but there are extenuating circumstances. 1.   Doctors give treatments that relieve symptoms but don’t cu...
Sunday, August 19, 2018

Taking Things Out of an Ear

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Cleaning his ear, a guest removed the Q-tip and discovered that the cotton tip had disappeared. Extracting objects from an ear is ...
Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Taking Things Out of an Eye

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Few actions bring a hotel doctor more pleasure than removing something from a guest’s eye. Patients have kissed my feet in gratitude. ...
Saturday, August 11, 2018

The Same Thing

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“My wife had strep last week. Now I have the same thing.” I receive one “same thing” phone call per week. Naturally, guests hope I...
Tuesday, August 7, 2018

A Doctor's Routine

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“Under your tongue… under your tongue… close your mouth… don’t bite!” Seeing a thermometer, the guest had unbuttoned his shirt and...
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