The Hotel Doctor

The experiences of a Los Angeles hotel and housecall doctor.

Monday, July 30, 2018

I Don't Like Coughing

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“I’ve been hacking up stuff for a couple days, and it’s turning green.” “It sounds like the virus that’s going around,” I said. “It’...
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Thursday, July 26, 2018

I Like Vomiting

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A businessman at the Standard had been throwing up since the wee hours. I assured him I’d arrive within the hour. It was nine a.m., so...
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Sunday, July 22, 2018

A Stressful Life

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I’m running low on ondansetron, the best antinausea pill. Unfortunately, I’m not low on many other supplies. I buy through an intern...
Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Dealing With Buenos Aires

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“Can you make a visit to Palo Alto?” “That’s four hundred miles away!” “How much would you charge?” “I’m in Los Angeles. D...
Saturday, July 14, 2018

Traffic

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Bending over, a guest at the Georgian felt stabbing pain in his back. He could barely move. Acute back pain usually doesn’t last l...
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Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Going to Disneyland

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A child at the Disneyland Hotel had a fever. Disneyland is forty miles away, but the call arrived Sunday morning. Freeway traffic was ...
Friday, July 6, 2018

A Delightful Bonus

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The patient was a Brazilian two-year old who may or may not have had ear pain. Infants love everyone, and older toddlers are usually fri...
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