The Hotel Doctor

The experiences of a Los Angeles hotel and housecall doctor.

Saturday, February 27, 2016

Screwing the Guest

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A February 13 Craigslist ad is recruiting hotel doctors. If you read this blog, you know that I keep track of new arrivals and offer...
Tuesday, February 23, 2016

A Perfect Housecall

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On Sunday I wrote for a few hours and then ate breakfast. My routine is to go to the gym afterward, but as I was leaving the phone rang....
Friday, February 19, 2016

A Wee-Hour Call

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Two nights ago the phone rang at 3 a.m. An insurance agency wanted me to see a client with a sore throat at the Torrance Residence Inn. ...
Monday, February 15, 2016

The Pinnacle of Success

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Walking toward the entrance of the Viceroy, a luxury Santa Monica hotel, I noticed half a dozen parking valets gathered around their sup...
Thursday, February 11, 2016

My Best Customer

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I ’m the doctor for scores of Los Angeles hotels, but even the largest (the Bonaventure) rarely generates five visits per month. Nat...
Sunday, February 7, 2016

Free Medical Care

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When guests ask my fee, I tell them and then steer the conversation to their problem. Half the time, they don’t need a visit. If so, the...
Wednesday, February 3, 2016

My Fifteen Minutes of Fame

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Every five years or so, the Los Angeles Times discovers the housecall and publishes an enthusiastic article that doesn’t mention me,...
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