The Hotel Doctor

The experiences of a Los Angeles hotel and housecall doctor.

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

No Housecalls Today

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A guest dropped an ice bucket on her toe. Pain was excruciating, and blood poured out. Holding the toe under the tap didn’t help. Over ...
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Thursday, April 17, 2014

Paramedics

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My personal encounter with paramedics occurred the day I fell (ironically during my morning exercise walk) and broke my hip. I might hav...
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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Siri Would Catch That

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Could I visit a Quantas crew member at the Marriott in Costa Mesa, asked the answering service at one a.m. Costa Mesa is fifty miles a...
Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Lost In Translation

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“Bom dia” said the woman who opened the door. “Bom dia,” I responded. That’s the limit of my conversational Portuguese. My heart san...
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Tuesday, January 21, 2014

A Brush With Disaster

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A Beverly Garland guest phoned as I worked out at my gym one morning. I’m happy to cut this short to make a housecall, but the guest wan...
Thursday, January 16, 2014

Curing Hiccups

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Every few years a hiccuping hotel guest appeals to me. Hiccups rarely lasts more than a few hours, so a victim gives credit to his l...
Sunday, January 12, 2014

How to Remove a Sliver Painlessly

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Her son had a sliver in his palm, explained a caller from the Airport Marriott. Could I come and remove it? The child was two. Two i...
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