The Hotel Doctor

The experiences of a Los Angeles hotel and housecall doctor.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Why I Am a Patriot

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Hot summer days remind me of why I love America. We appreciate air conditioning. Citizens of most other nations consider it unhealthy. They ...
Monday, April 30, 2012

Satisfying and Unsatisfying Problems

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A guest interrupted my questioning to dash into the bathroom, and I heard the sounds of gagging as she vomited. While waiting, I took a vi...
Friday, March 30, 2012

Avoiding the Rush Hour

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A guest with a respiratory infection was staying in a Whittier hotel, thirty miles away. The call arrived at 5:00. Driving sixty miles in ru...
Thursday, March 1, 2012

Loyalty

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As long as they do good work, doctors assume patients will remain loyal, but hotel doctors learn not to be so trusting. Helping sick guests ...
Sunday, February 19, 2012

"Welcome to the Biltmore. Are You Checking In?"

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That is not my favorite greeting, because it means the valet doesn’t recognize me. My response is always: “I’m the hotel doctor. I’ll be her...
Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Human Nature, Part 2

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Cynicism is a cheap substitute for sophistication, but I find it as tempting as most people... The lady just phoned, full of apologies, and ...
Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Human Nature

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An elderly Mexican psychoanalyst was attending a psychoanalytic convention, but a cold was making her so miserable that she wanted to return...
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