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Sunday, April 1, 2018

A Doctor for Cheap Lodging, Part 2


I had seen a guest at the Banana Bungalows, a budget motel near the Hollywood freeway converted into a hostel. It was my first visit, so I wanted to introduce myself. I caught the eye of the desk clerk, a youth with a shaved head, tank top, and jeans.

The quality of front desk personnel varies directly with the quality of the hotel. Since hostels are a nonprofit enterprise, their employees fall below the bottom of the scale. 

“Could I speak to the front desk manager?”

“I guess that’s me.”

“I’m Doctor Oppenheim. I took care of the man in bungalow ten. Did you call me?”

The clerk shook his head no.

“Maybe one of your colleagues?”

“I’m the only one on duty.” It’s a mystery how often I find no one willing to admit referring a guest. I began my sales pitch.

“Who do you call when a guest wants a doctor?”

“Nobody gets sick. We send them to an ER.”

“You must call someone. Someone called me…. I’m a fulltime hotel doctor. All the hotels use me.….”

At chain hotels, staff maintain eye contact and a smile as I speak. I often sense their lack of interest, but at least they remember their manners. The Banana Bungalow’s clerk kept nodding to encourage me to get to the point. He flicked an impatient glance at a guest standing nearby.

“I’m always available.”

“We don’t really need a doctor.”

“Here’s a number anyone can call 24 hours a day. Could you post it?”

“No problem.” The clerk snatched my card and then turned to the waiting guest.