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Monday, July 20, 2020

A Costly Mistake


Since 1984, twelve hotel guests cleaned their ear with a Q-tip, extracted it, noticed that the cotton had vanished, and called for a doctor.

These were stressful visits because I worried that the cotton might be too far inside to reach, and I don’t like poking with needle-nosed tweezers. Mostly, I was lucky, but one visit didn’t work out as planned.

“I don’t see anything,” I said after looking in the ear. The guest insisted that I must be in error. I looked again. Nothing that didn’t belong.

While he thought this over, I looked in the bathroom. On the floor near the sink lay a tiny ball of cotton.

He tried to laugh this off, but I could see his pain. I’d made the visit at the request of a housecall service that had already collected on his credit card, so there was no way I could give him a discount. It was an expensive mistake.