Sunday, March 6, 2016
A Real-Life Stereotype
A diamond dealer from Israel, a guest at the L.A. Marriott, fell violently ill with a stomach virus. He went to an emergency room, remaining overnight for IVs and tests. Returning to the hotel, he felt better except for some diarrhea. I examined him and reassured him and handed over anti-diarrhea pills.
“Are you Jewish,” he asked.
“I’m a doctor,” I said.
He thought for a while and then asked “Would you give me a discount on the bill?”
I gave him a discount.
After another pause he asked “Would you keep the old fee on the invoice that I give to my insurance?”
I told him I’d already made the change.
“But the insurance charged too much: $90 just for a week in America!” he complained.
“Are you kidding?... You should kiss the feet of whoever sold you the insurance. Wait till you see the bill from the emergency room. It’ll be about $5,000.”
He didn’t believe me.